I was reading tfios again and I came to the part where Augustus first takes out a cigarette and Hazel starts yelling at him for smoking and I was thinking what if Augustus actually did smoke and he was just like oh fuck I really like this girl how do I bullshit my way out of this umm A METAPHOR!! Yeah that sounds pretentious enough!! Nice one Waters
I PAUSED AT THE EXACT RIGHT TIME
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
my little tribute to the women of youtube, thank you for inspiring me so much.
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes